My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work

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fuckdanielmaitland:

A big part of me just wants to completely destroy your life after how you treated me, which I could very easily do, but I won’t because I’m not as much of a cunt as you are

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prouded:

Have you ever been so sad that you can’t even cry you just sit there and think about how sad you are

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Mum and Dad just left for America for two weeks. How will I survive? 😶

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blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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vvorldwideweb:

*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*

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on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

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